Posted by
Sam Heath on Sunday, December 24, 2006 1:23:01 PM
In the following I need to explain that I called my brother Ronnie “Dee Dee” from earliest memory. We called our grandmother “Tody” though I never really understood why? And while Ronnie and I had lived in some large cities like San Francisco, Cleveland, and others Bakersfield remained our hometown to us.
During our trips from Little Oklahoma, Southeast Bakersfield, to downtown Ronnie and I would see a few Zoot-suiters and scantily clad women wearing lots of makeup, strange hairdos and hair colors, and Tody would make disparaging and warning remarks about them. A few of the women would elicit the phrase Painted Hussy from Tody, a phrase with which Ronnie and I had become well acquainted from earliest memory.
I recall the time shortly after we had moved from Weedpatch to our grandparent’s place and grandad and Tody had taken us to the American Legion Hall for a special Christmas Eve event. The program was very well attended and the auditorium was packed. Some man got up and gave a speech, after which a lady came on stage and started singing. Ronnie and I had never seen such a beautifully dressed lady. She was in some kind of long, flowing, red gown and as she was singing I leaned over to Ronnie and exclaimed in a loud voice Dee Dee, I think that’s a painted hussy! Dee Dee replied just as loudly I think she’s a painted hussy too.
Neither of us, of course, had the foggiest notion of what a painted hussy was; but we had heard the expression often enough, and somehow we had gotten the idea that anyone with lots of makeup and a red dress was a painted hussy. The roar of laughter that surrounded us by the occupants of the other seats made the poor distressed lady halt her song. I can only guess at the embarrassment of grandad and Tody. I don’t recall any other excursions into polite society for quite some time afterwards.
The Scripture has it, “A child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.” In the case of my brother and I, two little boys left to themselves can cause their mother to contemplate mayhem, even at Christmas time.
At one point during WWII our mother having married a sailor we found ourselves living in San Pedro near the waterfront. It was Christmas morning and my brother and I decided to do something especially nice for our mother. There always seemed to be a lot of people, especially sailors, coming and going until very late at night. There were a lot of parties and a lot of drinking. So mom slept in very late, and Ronnie and I often were left to our own devices when we awakened. But this particular Christmas morning the place was a real mess and we hit on the idea of doing the dishes for mom.
But the usual silverware, plates, glasses and cups were too mundane and pedestrian for our well-intentioned and inventive enterprise. So we filled the bathtub, added a copious amount of bubble bath, and proceeded to plunge into the soapy depths of the tub mom’s waffle iron, her toaster, curling iron, the electric iron, a clock and a few other things that slip my mind for now. All this in addition to the more ordinary and insignificant items like glasses, silverware, and dishes. Of course to do the job properly, nothing would do but that we climb into the tub as well. It might have been the noise from our joyous enthusiasm in doing mom a good turn that Christmas morning that finally awakened her.
I mercifully do not recall much of the events following, but one picture stands out clearly in my mind: the sight of our mother in the doorway of the bathroom. Her mouth and eyes were astonishingly wide open, and she was making gasping and gurgling sounds like you would imagine a fish might make when pulled from the depths of the ocean. As I lifted the waffle iron from its soapy environment and held it aloft for approving display of our Christmas “gift” to her our mother seemed to be straining to gain the power of speech and movement.
But, as I said, I mercifully don’t remember much else of the event. I do not, however, believe Ronnie and I were rewarded for our gift to mom in proportion to our intentions. However, I do remember our mother, when she regained the power of speech, turning to a girlfriend who had stayed the night and exclaiming to her You take a hairbrush to them; I’m afraid I’ll kill them! Alas, the too often misunderstanding on the part of parents leading to the failure of rewarding their children’s good deeds.
If you were among the “fortunate” to have lived a pioneer life you would understand that in such an environment there is little room for political correctness; in many cases not even room for the normal sensibilities of those possessed with a genuine love and concern for the critters of the forest.
Having long ago left off hunting and fishing, even I have difficulty dealing with some of the things that were a commonplace back in those years living on the mining claim here in the Sequoia National Forest. Today it would not cross my mind to shoot an owl for example. The particular raptor in question, a great horned owl, had killed one of our turkeys and doubtless had its eyes on the chickens as well, so grandad and I were out to get it. However, having found what it believed to be an ideal hunting preserve, the owl obliged us by precipitating its untimely demise. That it was coming on Christmas at the time did not deter us.
It was evening as I started to step out the back door to the privy and spotted the owl perched on the roof of the outhouse. Carefully withdrawing while leaving the door open, I went and whispered to grandad, “That owl is perched on the roof of the outhouse.” As quietly as possible, grandad got the .410 and walked slowly to the back door of the cabin. The obliging predator remained on its perch, thoughtfully silhouetted in the evening twilight, obligingly making itself an ideal target. Boom! went the .410. Scratch one owl.
Bringing the now deceased bird inside the cabin, I stretched it out on the hearth of the fireplace; it had an impressive nearly four-foot wingspan. Big owl. It was at this time while grandad and I were looking at the deceased owl that we began to discuss the merits of cooking the critter. After all, as grandad opined, it had dined on one of our turkeys we had planned on for our own Christmas dinner and what could be more fitting than to cook and eat the critter?
My grandmother was of a different opinion, however, forcefully pointing out owls were ever bit the scavengers and carrion-eaters as vultures and ground squirrels, neither of which would ever find their way into the family pot, and she was not about to lend herself to the enterprise of cooking and eating an owl. To this day I do not know but what my grandmother’s fastidiousness and picky eating habits may have deprived me of a culinary delight and one very memorable Christmas dinner.
I sincerely hope many children will find books under their Christmas trees this year. Even after all these years I can think of few things better to give children for Christmas. I can still recall such gifts of Cinderella, Black Beauty, Hans Brinker and the Silver Skates and many others. Here in America there is a tradition of giving children books for Christmas and this is a tradition well worth observing.
While living on the mining claim as a boy, I built a platform high in the branches of an old digger pine. When the weather was nice, I would often take a book or a National Geographic, climb up to my aerie and there with the wide vista of the Sequoia National Forest surrounding me unspoiled by fences or rooftops, I would lose myself in the world of literature and far off exotic lands of adventure and excitement.
So, no I did not spend all my time in this forest fastness hunting and fishing; as important as these were. I was raised to the great literature of Western Civilization, and great books became great friends. Some of you may recall times as a child, reading by flashlight under the covers at night. Where the heritage of such great books that fire the imagination of children in like fashion today? Where the families that make such great literature of such importance to children today?
There is an indelible picture in my mind of my great-grandmother reading a book late at night by the light of a kerosene lamp; and no one could read the stories from books, from The Saturday Evening Post and Colliers and make them come so alive to my brother and me like our great-grandmother.
From his interview as to why she never wrote again after To Kill A Mockingbird Roy Newquist concluded in part: “Harper Lee having told the truth about the deplorable state of writing in America, the failure of the universities to truly educate and pass on the heritage of great literature that has blessed Western Civilization, England and America, perhaps she may have realized she would be spitting into the wind to attempt any further attempts.”
Jesus said, “No man also having drunk old wine straightway desireth new: for he saith, The old is better.” But when it comes to things like the great books and literature of Western Civilization, there is this admonition in Scripture as well: “Remove not the ancient landmark, which thy fathers have set.”
My copy of the annual Toys for Tots calendar for 2005 had a quote from Winston Churchill: “We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.” I wrote at the time that while most would agree with Churchill, it seems only a matter of time before the Marine Toys for Tots Foundation, started in 1947, comes under attack because it is inextricably associated with Christmas. In fact, the pocket calendar for 2005 I received shows two Marines posing with a child holding gifts, however there is a gaily decorated Christmas tree in the background and the words “Every child deserves a little Christmas” printed below the picture. This invited criticism from those opposed to any celebration of Christmas. It won’t do folks. Make no mistake; America’s heritage and culture are rooted in a Christian Western Civilization. But such a heritage and culture is coming under increasing attack by those opposed to any and all expressions of a distinctively Western culture, let alone a Christian one.
Grandad enjoyed telling the story of a relative that was so religious he believed in the strictest form of “Sabbath-keeping,” much in the Orthodox Jewish tradition. This meant that he could do no work on Sunday. But the man had chickens requiring they be fed each day. So, on Saturday evenings the man would place a pan of feed on the top of a gatepost for the chicken yard. Then, the following Sunday the man would “accidentally” bump into the post causing the feed to spill into the yard for the chickens.
I would laugh at the story, and grandad enjoyed telling it. But the thing that troubled me even as a child was how could the man actually believe he was fooling God? While legitimate objections are raised to any confusion of the separation of Church and State, and the rational mind rejects many of what may be called the superstitions of religion resulting in things like the man feeding his chickens, there is no discounting the fact that Christianity may be rightly called a “civilized religion” as opposed to many others.
Toys for Tots, our distinctive music and films emphasizing the essence of the Gospel in Christmas celebrations should not be confused with or attacked based on objections to religion. The Christmas message remains, “Peace on earth among those of good will.” It is that promised peace among those of good will Christmas celebrates, something the world can ill afford to lose. MERRY CHRISTMAS!